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Staff

Ploi is the primary administrator and God of Frontier. For all disputes and matters of concern, his word will be considered final. For non-critical questions or information, he can be contacted through the Frontier Post Office. For critical questions or information, he can be contacted through the following e-mail address:

ploi@frontier.mudservices.com

Johanne is the second administrator from within Frontier. He was the original founder of Frontier and assisted Ploi in bringing it back to life. He can be contacted through the Frontier Post Office as well.

Here, now, is a rogue's gallery of many of the current (and not-so-current) staff members of Frontier. As new wizards complete their first quests, we will hunt them down and nail their faces to a wall for photographing and inclusion in this gallery.


Title: The Insane [ GOD ]

Turn Ons: Parties, long weekends, and sunsets.

Turn Offs: Last call, Mondays, and daylight.

Best Known For: Reviving Frontier.

Favorite Saying: "I'll get back to you on that."

What Everyone Says About Him: "He was non-idle this morning."


Title: The Master of Space and Time [ GOD ]

Turn Ons: Dilbert toys, grammar flames, and the feel of a well-worn keyboard.

Turn Offs: Lusers, getting caught, and lost backups.

Best Known For: Coding like an old fart.

Favorite Saying: "Go ahead and code one up."

What Everyone Says About Him: "He's too damn nice."


Title: The Zymurgist

Turn Ons: Hops, barley, and yeast in certain combinations.

Turn Offs: High pH, paying for anything, and night shifts.

Best Known For: Being on Frontier nights and weekends.

Favorite Saying: "RTFM!"

What Everyone Says About Him: "Rowan is cool."


Title: The Turtle

Turn Ons: Being first, warm weather, and Gamera.

Turn Offs: Being upside down, cold weather, and Rodan.

Best Known For: Herds of pigs.

Favorite Saying: "I don't remember how to..."

What Everyone Says About Him: "What an amazing tool!"


Title: The Prince of Dorkness

Turn Ons: Lunch, one-upmanship, and avoiding the boss.

Turn Offs: Deadlines, ambition, and poor speeling.

Best Known For: His witty repartee. At least, he thinks it's witty.

Favorite Saying: "It's almost done."

What Everyone Says About Him: "Wasn't he working on that?"


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Turn Ons: Nathan, udders and pretty flours.

Turn Offs: DemiGods, RTFM and Giant Mutant Bunnies.

Best Known For: Cranking out quests with little boys in them.

Favorite Saying: "Why hasn't anyone fixed this?! >:/"

What Everyone Says About Him: "Geez, Yulian's is HUGE! Hmm? No, no, his ego."


Title: (varies)

Turn Ons: Slime, red herrings, and phlegm.

Turn Offs: Sensible code, unfriendly people, working.

Best Known For: Driving players insane.

Favorite Saying: "Is Loosh really that hard?"

What Everyone Says About Him: "It's pook-us? I thought it was puke-us."


Title: the Perseverant

Turn Ons: trees, communes, Shredded Wheat

Turn Offs: weevils, weightless turnips, coding from scratch

Best Known For: writing to the wrong channel.

Favorite Saying: "I've got a problem..."

What Everyone Says About Him: "Wow, he can really copy code well!"


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Title: Magical Wizardess-Soldier

Turn Ons: candy canes, randomness, exploiting bugs

Turn Offs: linearity, conformity, limits

Best Known For: being the Hose of Ideas

Favorite Saying: "Hihi!"

What Everyone Says About Her: "She coded that in ten minutes?!"


Title: The Dark Elf

Currently Inactive


Title: has jungle fever

Currently AWOL


Title: the Lesser Vampyr Lord

Currently Inactive


Title: The Goddess of Wisdom

Currently Inactive


Title: (varies)

Currently Inactive


Title: The Lounge Lizard

Currently Inactive


Title: The Overlord of Ravenloft

Currently Inactive


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